My little kiddos make me laugh every day. Sometimes the laughs come from the things coming from my own mouth. I will say something and then pause after speaking and think "did I really just say that?".
Here is a little collection of the crazy things that I have said recently:
"Be careful you don't hit your sister with that moose!"
"I just said you don't hit you sister with ANYTHING and that includes dinosaurs!"
"No no sweetie, you don't put mustard on the baby's head" (For the record, it was fake mustard)
"Watch out! You almost knocked over the lamp with that chicken!"
"Sweetie, please don't lick the dog."
"It's 2am and the middle of summer, why are you standing on your bed shouting 'Ho Ho Ho'?"
"Excuse me, you don't hit mom with a frog."
Leave a comment with the craziest thing you have had to say to your little ones!
